Kyle rushed home to surprise his wife on their anniversary. He had it all planned and wanted everything perfect. The kids were all going to stay at a friend’s house, Trudy was going to be home at precisely 7 p.m. from work and he was going to surprise her with three things.

1. A wonderful dinner (he was picking it up from the restaurant on the way home).

2. A candlelit room setting a romantic mood.

3. He was going to be naked with a bow on his pecker and a big smile on his face.

He looked at the clock and saw it was already 6:45. Once he had the table set and candlelight flickering on the table he decided to get out his secret weapon. A friend of his had told him of all the great effects Viagra had on his sex life. Kyle wasn’t weird but did engage in some “off the beaten path” adventures with Trudy to spark their sex life. He and his wife had toys and other sex aides but neither wanted to depend on them. So he sat quietly reading the label.

“Hmmmmmmm, take 1 tablet 20 minutes before,” he read aloud from the instructions.

He sat there in a state of awe thinking how great medicine could be, then read on. “Hmmm, sustain an erection for an uncertain amount of time from 30 to 60 minutes.”

Kyle looked up at the clock above the fireplace and saw it was about 5 minutes before 7. Time for the medicine. The label said take 1/2 to a full tab. What the hell!, he thought as he swallowed down a full tablet. He walked around cleaning up the house then grabbed a beer and sat down to read. He was enthralled in his latest Hustler magazine and could see the Viagra was having a strong effect on him. He noticed it was 15 after and still no Trudy. Then suddenly, the phone rang.

“Hello?” Kyle answered.

It was Trudy. She called to tell him she ran into somebody and was going to be late.

After he put the phone down he stood up, and so did something else. Hmmmmm. He was fascinated with it, so he did some tests.

He hung four towels on it and still no problem. He balanced a broom on it. Used it as a bat playing softball. Put donuts on it and lastly used the force and pretended it was a light saber. After thirty minutes passed he was all worked up and hornier than a rabbit…